Newsgroups: alt.tv.red-dwarf
Subject: 12 days of RD Xmas...
From: lister@liv.ac.uk
Date: Wed, 09 Dec 1998 14:21:06 GMT

On the first day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... a triple fried egg and
chilli sauce buttie.

On the second day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... two shami kebab diablo
and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the third day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... three mimosian banquets,
two shami kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the fourth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... four space weevils, three
mimosian banquets, two shami kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli
sauce buttie.

On the fifth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS!
Four space weevils, three mimosian banquets, two shami kebab diablo and a
triple fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the sixth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... six trout a la creme.
FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four space weevils, three mimosian banquets, two shami
kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the seventh day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... seven tarka dhals, six
trout a la creme. FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four space weevils, three mimosian
banquets, two shami kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce
buttie.

On the eigth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... eight bhindi bhajis,
seven tarka dhals, six trout a la creme. FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four space
weevils, three mimosian banquets, two shami kebab diablo and a triple fried
egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the ninth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... nine beer milkshakes,
eight bhindi bhajis, seven tarka dhals, six trout a la creme. FIVE
VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four space weevils, three mimosian banquets, two shami
kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the tenth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... ten bottles of dom
perignon, nine beer milkshakes, eight bhindi bhajis, seven tarka dhals, six 
trout a la creme. FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four space weevils, three mimosian
banquets, two shami kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce
buttie.

On the eleventh day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... eleven cans of leopard
lager, ten bottles of dom perignon, nine beer milkshakes, eight bhindi
bhajis, seven tarka dhals, six trout a la creme. FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four
space weevils, three mimosian banquets, two shami kebab diablo and a triple
fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

On the twelth day of Xmas Dave Lister had for tea... twelve pieces of toast,
eleven cans of leopard lager, ten bottles of dom perignon, nine beer
milkshakes, eight bhindi bhajis, seven tarka dhals, six trout a la creme.
FIVE VINDALOOOOOOOOOS! Four space weevils, three mimosian banquets, two shami
kebab diablo and a triple fried egg and chilli sauce buttie.

Ang

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