. What are the lyrics of "Tongue Tied"?  (The version on my page anyhow)

  "Parallel Universe" begins with a musical number that turns out to be a dream had by the self-centered Cat.

  The Cat:                                      Chorus -- Lister and Rimmer:
 
When I saw you for the first time             (first time)
My knees began to quiver                      (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling                     (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver                    (digestive system baby)
 
My hands they started shakin'                 (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin'                     (boom boom boom)
My breakfast left my body                     (huey huey huey)
It all really tells me something
 
Girl you make me tongue tied                  (tongue tied)
Tongue tied, whenever you are near me         (near me)
Tied tongue                                              (tied tongue)
Tied tongue                                              (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town                          (in town)	
You make me feel a clown, girl

Yes, you make me tongue-tongue            (tied-tied)
Tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly?                        (clearly)
I'm tied-tied, tongue-tongue             (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around                  (ba-dap-bap-bow-boo-dow) 
 
I saw you 'cross the dance floor              (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees                   (reproductive system baby)
And when I tried to speak to ya               (talk talk)
My tongue unraveled to my knees               (flippety-flippety-flop)
 
I tried to say I love you                             (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl           (wrong girl)
It sounded like "Nunubididoo"                 (tongue tied)
Nuh mur nuh murh ni nong nurl
 
'Cause you make me tongue tied                (tongue tied)
Tongue tied, whenever you are near me         (near me)

I'm nurmy-murmy                                          (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy                                              (murmy-nurmy)
Whenever you're in town                               (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy                (nangy-nongy) 
Tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly?                               (clearly)
Gi-dobby-durgle, dobby-durgle                (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around 

                                                            (ba-dap-bap-bow-boo-dow) 
 
Oh I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Bedurble-diggle-doggle-dooby-doggle-durgle-day
 
I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied                       (tongue tied)
tongue tied
Whenever you are near me                               (near me)
I'm nurmy-murmy                                              (nurmy-murmy)
Murmy-nurmy                                              (murmy-nurmy)
Whenever you're in town                              (in town)
I drool so much I drown girl
Yes, you make me nongy-nangy                (nangy-nongy) 
ningy-nungy
Why can't I tell you clearly?                       (clearly)
Gi-dobby-durgle                                           (dobby-durgle)
durgle-dobby durgle-dobby
Whenever you're around                               (around)
Whenever you're around, girl, ooh-oo-ooh 


  In the fall of 1993, "Tongue Tied" was released as a single in England
  and rose to #17 in the Gallup UK Top 40.  The artist was listed simply
  as "The Cat."  A music video of "Tongue Tied" was reportedly shown on
  the TOP OF THE POPS show in England and on MTV in the States.  Copies
  of the video (and a half-hour program on the making of the video) are
  available from John McElroy.  An alternative version of the
  video can be found on the "Smeg Outs" videotape.

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