  Kochanski
Full Name: Christine Kochanski
Type: Human
Rank: Console officer/Navigation Officer
Former Occupation: Unknown.
Origins: Brought up in the trendiest
part of Glasgow. Had rich parents, good school, and a pony
named Trumper. Comes from an alternative dimension where
she was put into stasis during the "great accident"
for having a unquarantined cat.(sound familiar)
Education: Higher Education, including
eleven years in Cyberschool --Perfect computer-generated setting
with perfect computer-generated teachers and perfect computer-generated
friends.
Further Education: Studied Astro-glaciers
in the Space Corps.
Skills: Navigating "Red Dwarf"
and "Starbug", putting down the other crew members;
is a recognised expert on Venezuelan coastal rainfall and also
skilled in the art of Pipe banging.
Likes: Cottage Cheese with Pineapple Chunks
and reading Jane Austen novels
Musical Tastes: Classical, especially
Mozart's "The Magic Flute" and "The Bird catcher's
Song"
Dislikes: Being on a ship without Cottage
cheese and those dam pipes
Heroes: "My Dave"
Aim: To get back to her own universe and
her Holographic Dave Lister aka "My Dave"
Status: Single
Children: One, Dave Lister(?)
Played by: Chloë
Annett (B.D. 25 July 19??)
from Season VII (Ouroboros) onwards.
Originally played by C
P Grogan
Major Events
Not Disintergrating that poor ever so cute black cat that
Lister tried to smuggle onto Red Dwarf after she dumped him.
Getting caught for having a Cat onboard (they didn't get the
Cat tho).
Meeting the non-hologram version of her Dave.
Getting trapped with the alternative version of her Dave
Being shot with a harpoon gun by an alternative version of
her Dave whilst falling into a bottomless
How Did Kochanski end up on Red Dwarf
Kochanski was orginally one of the Red Dwarf crew, Lister
and her had a short romance which ended after she dumped him
and started going out with Tim who is one of the chefs.
Lister goes on shore leave to forget about Kochanski and her
wonderful smile, and brings back a very cute little black cat
from Mimas.
In Listers Universe he manages to smuggle in an unquarantined
animal but in the alternative universe, Kochanski finds the cat
and but rather than disintergate it, she keeps it and gets caught
eventually.
She is then put into supended animaition much the same way that
Lister did in his universe and therefore survives the radiation
leak.
Noteable facts about Kochanski
After leaving cyber school she bacame a retro-punk.
Could be compared to a rusty gate.
Was nearly driven insane by those clapped-out old pipes, 'Nurieek'ing
and 'rotut'ing, and just when you expect them to 'nurieek' again,
they 'sqweloookle'!
Is trying hard to fit in, even trying to learn what off-side
is.
Has a teddy bear called Booboo. |
